Wednesday, 19 September 2012

CHAPTER THREE




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Three

      “What’s this with googles?” Daley and Scott were driving into Glasgow in Scott’s car. The DS had opted for a post mortem instead of an evening with his in-laws.
      “ Aye, he’s one stupid bastard wi’ that,” Scott laughed heartily. “He telt me the other day he wiz away tae poke Sheila Robertson- you know, that wee cracker in the child protection unit. Fuckin’ Facebook he was on aboot. Though ye canna be sure.” The laughter became raucous.
      “I’d love to read his Facebook page,” tears were streaming down Daley’s face.
      “ Better on Twatter,” they laughed the car around a corner in Argyle Street, towards the city mortuary.


      It didn’t matter how long it had been since Daley’s last visit to Glasgow’s Mortuary: it hadn’t been long enough.
      Part of the training of young police constables in years gone by included at least one trip to this place to witness a post mortem. Around a dozen pale, putative policemen and women would huddle around a bluff pathologist, as he hacked, cut, tore, drained, and generally showcased his talents in a way only the most strong-stomached could withstand.
      He had managed not to faint or be sick; however he was in the minority. These incidents of revulsion were so common in fact, that each Muppet, (as trainee cops were then affectionately known), would be given a paper bag and told to be ready to grab whomever was next to them, in the likely event they passed out. The young WPC who had stood next to Daley was so traumatised that she left police college that day, never to return.
      Things had changed: brushed aluminium sheets replaced the badly grouted Victorian tiles that had served as ubiquitous wall covering; heavy footed industrial carpet silenced the ominous tread of the cracked linoleum flooring; soft, mood lighting illuminated, where once the harsh glow of humming strip lights had served to augment a visceral scene of blood, shit and gore.
      One thing had not changed- not in the slightest- the smell. The orifactory sense being as it is, instantly transported Daley back to his first visit every time he came here. A cloying, sickening mix of death, decay, disinfectant and refrigeration. A smell in fact, that no matter how you tried, would be your unwelcome companion, uninvited house guest for days on end after departing this Faustian repository of hell on earth.
      Not everyone was affected in the same way, of course. Scott, slouched along the corridors untroubled by odour or clammy taint that the building seemed to impart.
      “Aye an’ see if he disna’ get another centre half- he can forget it,” the DS was expostulating on his favourite subject: Rangers Football Club. “That fuckin’ ‘keeper’s fuck a’ use un a’.”  From different sides of the West of Scotland sectarian divide, inspector and sergeant usually kept up a healthy banter on the subject of football. At the moment though, Scott found his interlocutor uncharacteristically silent. “Are ye followin’ me, Jim?” The clatter of a large mortuary fire-door being slammed shut startled both men and negated the need for an answer.
      “Well, well, if it’s not the dream team.” The sarcasm was palpable, even at a distance of ten yards. Another thing was unchanged from the first time Jim Daley had been to the mortuary, and he was now trying to secure a fire door with one hand as he pocketed a black pipe into a short, white, coat with the other: Chief Forensic Pathologist Andrew Crichton.
      “Still at the pipe, Andy?- I dread to think what shape your lungs are in.” Daley walked towards Crichton and slapped him on the back. “How are you keeping? Surely you must be past retirement age.” He smiled at the older man affectionately.
      “One of the advantages of a professional career, Inspector Daley, is that one doesn’t have to retire in ones forties and get a job delivering newspapers or doing odd jobs in order to make ends meet.” Crichton was referring to the fact that most junior uniformed police officers retired after thirty years service. Many would indeed find themselves in rather menial employment, either from boredom, or the real need to supplement an inadequate pension. In the CID, and from the rank of Inspector and above the situation was different; the higher grades regularly stayed well beyond thirty years in The Job. However, forces were slowly encouraging ordinary cops to stay on as well, realising that there was indeed, no substitute for experience.
      “Aye listen tae it,” Scott held an expression of mock outrage. “It’ll be nae bother fir you tae get a wee part time job; that butcher in Kilmalcolm’s  a’ways needin’ help- an’ think, no reports tae write or fuck a’.”
      “I’m so glad those elocution lessons you took have paid off, Brian; your ready turn of phrase never ceases to amaze me.”  Crichton surveyed the DS with a critical eye, “All that drink is having a devastating effect on your looks, too; good grief man, you look like you’ve aged ten years in the last two.”
      “Cheeky bastard,” Scott chuckled. “Anyhow me an’ the boss havn’a time for a’ this, he’s getting’ sent tae the wilds tomorrow. Whit have you got for us, Andy?”
      “Well, gents, as you can no doubt discern with the use of your legendary detection skills and the pall of expensive pipe tobacco, I have been having a smoke; really nothing is sacred these days. My old professor never had a cigar out of his mouth when he performed a post mortem; now, if you light up within ten feet of the building, you’re liable to go down for ten years.”
      “Aye, an’ you’ve ay’ways been a stickler for the rule book, Andy.” Ironic laughter filled the corridor as they headed for the pathology theatre.
      Two technicians were working on a body lying on a metal operating table. The room itself was dimly lit, however a large bank of lights suspended in a metal frame above the operation emitted an ethereal glow, illuminating the scene with an ice-white precision.
      “Be so good as to put these on.” An assistant had arrived bearing green aprons, masks, and rubber overshoes. Crichton removed his white coat, then headed over to a large metal sink, where he rolled up his shirt sleeves and soaped his hands and forearms copiously, operating the taps with his elbows when he was finished. This done, he shrugged on his green rubber overall with a great deal more ease than the two police officers had displayed, having required the help of an assistant.
      Now fully kitted out, the three proceeded to the operating table where Daley recognised the blackened, slightly bloated features of the deceased he had first seen on the emails in Donald’s office. The body cavity had been exposed, both sides of her ribcage and flesh pinned back with large stainless steel clamps. As usual, Daley had to suppress his gagging reflex, Scott, however took the scene in intently, eyes visible over his mask, which was moving in a less than flattering manner as he continued to chew an ever-present piece of gum.
      “Aye, you’ve had a good start, Andy.” Scott’s eyes flicked from the eviscerated corpse to the pathologist.
      “When I heard who was in charge of this investigation, I thought I would get any sawing over with before you got here, Jim.” Daley could only imagine the broad grin hidden by the older man’s mask. “Right, progress so far…”
      “As you can see we have managed a pretty comprehensive examination of the subject,” Crichton was talking in a more business-like manner now, almost matter of fact, like a dentist announcing to his nurse which teeth were to be filled. What appeared to be a large microphone hung down above the scene, ensuring no utterances from anyone around the operating table were missed.
      “At first glance-despite one or two anomalies, which I will come to- a straightforward strangulation. However, if I may, can I draw your attention to this?”
      Surprisingly, Crichton moved down the corpse to an exposed leg. “This mark around the ankle indicates restraint.” He pointed to a band about two inches thick encompassing the right ankle. The skin here was a lighter hew than the rest of the body, which was turning regulation black as the process of putrefaction began. “However, this mark was left on the body post mortem, so someone felt the need to tie her up even though she was dead.”
      Without giving the officer’s time to take this in, or ask any questions, he pulled the green sheet which had been covering the waist of the dead woman asunder, revealing a deep black gash, bisecting the remains. Daley could taste bile in the back of his throat.
      “Again, after death, the body suffered a major trauma, completed I am told by your colleagues in Kinloch, who saw fit to pull the subject apart like a Christmas cracker.” Crichton looked towards Daley, laughter lines visible above his mask. “If you need a chair, please just ask, Jim.”
      “Very good, Andy,” the Inspector changed the subject quickly. “ How- when- could that have happened?”
      “If you’re asking me to make a wild guess, I would say she was nearly cleft in two by a large, sharp metallic object- a ships propeller for example. The wound is precise and clean, which suggests to me a swift slice, rather than the kind of sawing or cutting that would be required if manpower, or even a tool had been used. I’ll have to do more tests on the flesh surrounding the wound. That will take a couple of days though.”
      “Fucking hell, this is some mess, Jim. Fuck, yer better taking Sherlock Holmes doon with ye, rather than me.” As normal, Scott had displayed his uncanny knack of distilling the most complex of situations down to the lowest common denominator.
      “I must admit, in my many years as a forensic pathologist, I have never encountered such circumstances. However, as I say, we have a number of lab based tests yet to perform: stomach contents, other bodily fluids etc. She definitely had sex within the last forty-eight hours. I will be in a position to tell you more on that point after yet more lab work.”
      “What do you mean, Andy?” Daley was curious; he had known Crichton for so many years that he had become used to the nuances of his voice and presentation. He suspected the pathologist had discovered something significant.
      “Oh, merely a theory-nothing more. By the time you’ve had lunch down in Kinloch tomorrow, I should be able to give you some answers.”
      Suddenly Crichton raised his head from the body and looked at the police officers “ Wonderful place, Kinloch. I have a friend down there: great fishing, golf; fantastic scenery,” he had a far away look. “People are as mad as fuck though.”
      “What are you?- a shite tourist board?” DS Scott, straight to the point. “Once you’re done wi’ the rough guide, mebe you’ll tell us how long she’s been deid for.”
      “Again, immersion in water has made that more difficult- no more than sixty, no less than twenty eight hours, I would say. Sorry to be repetitive, I’ll be able to be more precise within the next day or so.”
      “What about her age, Andy; any distinguishing marks?” Daley was intrigued; despite the gruesome surroundings, attending the post mortem had whetted his appetite for the investigation.
      “I was just coming to that. I would say she was between twenty five and thirty. She has given birth within the last three years or so; oh and look at this.” He moved the corpse’s right leg. On her inner thigh, the letters ‘IS’, had been tattooed, roughly. “As you can see, not  professional - ink and knife job if you ask me- most unusual for a woman to let herself be disfigured in that way- don’t you think gents?”
      For once, DS Scott had nothing to say.

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